- “You Know, Ed, If I Thought You Weren’t My Friend, I Just Don’t Think I Could Bear It.”
- “I Stand Corrected, Wyatt. You’re An Oak.”
- “Evidently, Mr. Ringo’s An Educated Man. Now I Really Hate Him.”
- “I Know, Why Don’t We Have A Spelling Contest.”
- “My Hypocrisy Goes Only So Far.”
- “There’s No Normal Life There’s Just Life. Now Get On With It.”
- “I’m Your Huckleberry.”
- “Johnny I Apologize, I Forgot You Were There.”
- “I’ve Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself.”
- “Why Johnny Ringo, You Look Like Somebody Just Walked Over Your Grave.”
- “I’m Afraid The Strain Was More Than He Could Bear.”
- “In Vino Veritas.”
- “I Have Two Guns, One For Each Of You.”
- “You’re A Daisy If You Do.”
- “I’m Dying How Are You?”
